#five is literally a cat
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I wanna hold five in the same way one holds a cat. Pick him up with one hand and flip him upside down all while he flops around like a wet paper towel. I don't care how much he bites and scratches me.
#i promise i only do this to cats SOMETIMES#otherwise i'll just carry it around like a handbag#five hargreeves#cats :3#five is literally a cat#the umbrella academy#number five
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She only looks like she's thinking.
#no thoughts head empty#her name is mon mon#literally will cry for food approx two steps away from her food bowl#which is where it always has been for the past five years#cats#cat#kitty
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i think they should kill me. shoot me in the street
#p#im so bad rn. brain said haha you were doing well? no ♥️#i cant even buy groceries without having a panic attack#relapsed on all accounts after being clean for literal years#at least my cat is still very excited to see me and he is pure love#petting and smelling him helps.#engages the eyes touch smell sound.....#time for depressed nap number five since the week began !
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Dear tumblr: please accept this image of my cat
#not tolkien#cats#cute cats#good lord look at her polite little face#and those paws!!!#her paws!!!!!#context: my mom and i wrapped her up in my jacket as a joke and she was in a trance or something the whole time#literally i was just walking around with this cat burrito in my arms. best thing ever#she didn’t move until i stopped petting her like five minutes later. i think her brain short circuited between soft fluffy and annoyance
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waking up means starting the day's long battle of fighting to stay conscious
#ough im so sleepy.... eepy even....#i already slept so much but the couch is calling to me#'maybe a lil nap wouldnt hurt' < thats the demons talking#but honestly. what WOULD it hurt? its not like i have literally Anything going on in my life!#there is nothing i need to be awake for!#why shouldn't i doze. why shouldn't i....#IM LOSING THE BATTLE#absolutely unprompted#i would like to scribble but im so tired... so sleepy... my eyelids are so heavy#just... just one little nap. an hour! or two. or five. lets go for a coma actually that sounds festive#a month long sleep should fix me (lie)#ill scribble some laughingstock later i prommy....#awww wait tangent#my cat letti has started up a new game#where she shoves a toy under a shelf and then runs to the other side to try and fish it out from underneath#and then she shoves it back under rinse and repeat#she's so enthusiastic about it... practically throwing herself around as she bats the toy back and forth#oh nope she got it out and now she's tossing it around & playing cat soccer with it <3#and i am going to go Nap. ive lost the battle <3 im waving a white flag <3 i surrender to diet death
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Highkey inspired by @phantasm-echo for the Domino twins (Domino tooks?) tooka cats! Fives is a smug little tooka bastard while Echo is more wide-eyed and observant about his situation. This was just a fun little silly project to keep me sane with work being chaotic af lately. Still working on the rest of my Bad Batch dakis, I promise lol. Just needed a silly goofy change of pace for a bit.
✨Please check out the original post and the inspiration here✨
#I know echo is by far less well-done but he was driving me insane#I just wanted echo done#that doesn’t mean I don’t love him tho#but still#just a quick silly project#literally for shits and giggles#and because I was highkey fucking ✨inspired✨#ooak#custom#repaint#star wars#star wars clone wars#star wars fives#star wars echo#domino twins#tooka#loth cat#tooka cat
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See now that I have my tattoo I understand why nobody gets just one. First, it looks lonely out here on my otherwise blank leg. Second, perhaps even more important, is that I spent years looking up anecdotes of how much it hurts and trying to prepare myself and now I've done it and it's just. Huh! Yep that hurt. No I didn't really mind. And now I know what's possible.
#I'm planning more around that lonely little bottle of stardust#I want to make it part of a kind of line going up my lower leg#Potion bottles and dice and other fantasy/adventure items#And I want a game boy color with just a sandshrew on the screen but I want that elsewhere#Maybe my thigh#A teal one like I used to have#Anyway I get it now#Also like#All that research and it felt like a medium intensity cat scratch when it's at its worst#Like the hour or two after you get scratched when it's hot and painful#That's how it feels DURING the tattoo#At least where I got it#And then after I didn't feel anything#It was literally five minutes of discomfort and some real pain and then like a kinda warm ache for a few hours and that was it#It didn't even itch for more than a couple minutes one random night about 3 days later
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Fish eyes, Malnourished and Unit.
#rain world#rw rivulet#rw spearmaster#rw gourmand#rain world rivulet#rain world spearmaster#rain world gourmand#trying to figure out my slug designs#i saw some oriental shorthair cats and thought to myself#‘spears is like that’#I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE BREADMAND#MAKE THE GUY LOOK LIKE FOOD#ESPECIALLY TASTY FOOD#and then rivulet#that was literally done in like five minutes#but I really like how it looks :)#birdo’s doodles#traditional art
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scully, you’re not gonna believe this-
my little baby alien at 9 weeks old
#cats#it’s sushi#(literally)#almost in tears looking at these#she’s going to be five this year. FIVE.#i have never and will never love any other living creature more than this freak#i would literally kill for her
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Jeremiah!! I have not seen enough fanart of him yet so decided to make some of my own. I know he wasn’t in the movie very long but I enjoyed every second that he was. Absolutely gorgeous man <3
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf movie#theodus crane#Jeremiah#Jeremiah fnaf#myart#him and mikes little chat is literally one of my fav moments from the movie#and the way he just yoinks mike up out of the fountain like the wet cat he is#god I hope we get more of him in the next movie
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I wanna make an interests masterlist but it'd go from "fnaf, bsd, csm, toh, warriors" to "a little life, hannibal, criminal psychology, communistic history, chainsaw texas massacure, pet cemetery" to "nuclear chemistry, geography, weapons, interior design" be honest can you guys tell i was not loved by my bio father and my mom hates-loves me
#yeah ill post that#hannibal#hannibal nbc#a little life book#jude st francis#five nights at freddys#fnaf#fnaf game#toh#the owl house#csm#chainsaw man#pet cemetery#texas chainsaw massacre#warriors#warrior cats#bsd#bungou stray dogs#horror#btw im not one of those true crime romanticizing girlies#Or wtv#Im not gross ab cannibalism or crime#I literally have criminal family & cannibalism related traumas#I do have views and can yap for hours#But in a nerdy way#im also not weird ab weapons#I have just always had an interest in stuff like#gun types bullet types bomb types knives etc#In a huge nerdy way#And im a big geography
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Martyn showing up out of the ground several times looking more and more miserable and injured is such a vivid image in my head
#the first pov i watched he was literally having such a terrible time#everyone: oh hey martyn! whats up :)#martyn covered in blood and out of breath: you dont understand what ive been through#do you think he'll be the sad wet cat of the season#secret life smp#life series#i cannot BELIEVE he was down to five. i have never been more stressed in my life#liveblog#talking
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still wondering “what the fuck has solas been doing if this is really taking place in 9:52 dragon”
#like i know it takes time. but ten years??? i feel like five is the cap bc he literally told his plan when he started#it’s not like we just found out. we’ve been playing cat and mouse for a decade. how.
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This is me btw if you even care.
#Fnac#five nights at candy's#Fnac plush#Candy the cat#Candy the cat plush#Candy plush#he's just like me fr#Literally me
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BEAST's time line not adding up is one of the major factors to why in my head currently beast sskk are in their twenties and adopted 5 cats in a quiet little cottage on the outskirts of Yokohama
Yeah this is the only valid take tbh
#Beast sskk mean so much to me. You don't get it guys. I'm literally always thinking about them and their happily married couple life#Beast sskk is like sugar in coffee. Also like the best thing ever#sskk#shin soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd beast#people asks me stuff#Beast sskk are married and living together!! No you don't get it I know them personally#Tbh. I should really post that one post on how post Beast canon sskk works out for me#The five cats thing is so cute tho#Nnnghhh please talk to me more about Beast sskk. Look to me I'm starving#Back to the matter at hand tho like... Beast Akutagawa is v v immature but so is canon Akutagawa.#That's why I can perfectly see Beast Akutagawa being as old or even older.#On the other hand Beast Atsushi feels so much more mature compared to canon Atsushi in a way I struggle to believe he's any younger than 20#I'd say the Beast dilemma keeps me awake at night but that's not true I sleep soundly at night and dream of Beast sskk kissing#Sending kisses to you Anon (ㅅ´ ˘ )��
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